I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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