So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She announced her abortion via fbk
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Randomize
