The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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