Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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