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(847): View more from Illinois

This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year

(847): View more from Illinois

And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month

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(513): View more from Ohio

Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.

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(512): View more from Texas

I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma

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(319): View more from Iowa

I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.

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