..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
This is the high leading the old right now
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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