So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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