butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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