I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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