I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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