just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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