He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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