Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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