someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize