Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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