I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
she smelled like a LAN party
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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