I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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