I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize