he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
