I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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