just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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