yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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