his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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