It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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