the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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