My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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