jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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