Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
