Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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