Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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