I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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