I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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