Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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