have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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