He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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