I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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