Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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