We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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