and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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