We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just had sex on a roof
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
