even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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