In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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