I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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