But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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