Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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