what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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