Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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