Sry I called you an 8
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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