plz talk dirty to me
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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