is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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