Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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